  A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. �What do you think you're doing?� asks the wife. �They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.� he replies. �Put them back, we can't afford them.� demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. �What do you think you're doing?� asks the husband. '�It�s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful.� replies the wife. Her husband retorts: '�So does 24 cans of Budweiser. And it's half the price.� |